“The word God is for me nothing more than the expression and product of human weakness, the Bible a collection of honorable, but still purely primitive, legends which are nevertheless pretty childish.”
I think of this when I argue with my mom and immediately crack the fuck up
(via realruthless)
Pillow Talk is a project aiming to connect long distance lovers. Each person has a pillow for their bed and a ring sensor which they wear to sleep at night. The sensor communicates with the other person’s pillow wirelessly; when one person goes to bed, their lover’s pillow begins to glow softly to indicate their presence. Placing your head on the pillow allows you to hear the real-time heartbeat of your loved one.
I just died a little inside
Officer at police station: “My kids wouldn’t pull something like you did. They know so much better.”
No one asked nor gives a fuck about your snot eaters, you high-pedestal ass bitch.
